Thou Shalt Have No Cymbals
Thou Shalt Have No Clue
Thou Shalt Not Play The Same Song Again
Thou Shalt Have As Many Pedals On As Possible
Thou Shalt Only Play After 9PM
Thou Shalt Never Try To Record Track By Track
Thou Shalt Play The Blues A Lot
Thou Shalt Never Play Cover Songs
Thou Shalt Never Write Lyrics
Thou Shalt Not Have No Feedback
Thou Shalt Pray To The Wah-Wah
Thou Shalt Have Duels With The Drum Machine Regularly
Thou Shalt Always Achieve Loudness
Thou Shalt Slam
Thou Shalt Always Be Super Karate Monkey Death Car
Ed's S.K.M.D.C. -O- Gistics
